#24 Halloween Reunion-cast

This MONTH our boys talk about all things Halloween and for some reason talk about a Christmas movie. Listeners beware, you're in for a scare.






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Announcement

New podcast will be up on Halloween day. I super pinky swear.

#23 Potter got a gun-cast

This week finds our boys face to face and at a loss for words. What's on the docket? Harry Potter, the foolishness of the conservative party, talking at the movies and much, much more (not much more though).

Enjoy



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#22 Hate-cast

This week our smashing lads open up the book of hate and let a flood forth, pray you are not included. Also, a theme song is revealed.





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#21 Paddywhackery-cast

The following podcast details what our dear boys have been up to. Dan discusses dalliances in Brantford, Tyler revels in the majesty of the corn husker state and many, many movies are discussed.

The management would also like to apologize for the lackluster musical offering this week, Limewire is acting up so nothing new could be procured.



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#20 "DAVIS!" cast

Our twentieth episode brings to you - dear listener - a jumbo sized celebration. We discuss cottage hijinks, trading friends for burgers, a game show that will never be and finish off with a giant discussion of the new 2009 television offerings (below the audio player you will find the summary of our thoughts on the shows, feel free to read along as you listen).


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NBC

100
Dan- “Won’t last a season.”
Tyler- “Turd sandwich.”
Community
Dan- “Will be funny but will fail.”
Tyler- “Maybe…”
Day One
Dan- “Sounds good but too much like Jericho.”
Tyler- “No more than one season, maybe less.”
Mercy
Tyler – “Will get watched because it appeals to a demographic that is not me.”
Dan – “Ditto, like Greys or ER.”
Parenthood
Dan- “Boring crap show I will never watch.”
Tyler- “Nah.”
Trauma
Dan- “Won’t last a season.”
Tyler- “Maybe, Maaaayyybeee….”

CBS

Accidentally On Purpose
Dan – “Davis!”
Tyler – “Jenna Elfman is worth a shot. (Dan: “In the mouth.”)
The Goodwife
Tyler- “Law shows tend to go and go and go…I think.”
Dan- “I’m bored reading the description…”
NCIS: Los Angeles
Dan- “This crap works for some reason.”
Tyler-“Oatmeal in human form, it will last a season.”
Three Rivers
Tyler- “No.”
Dan- “I’m once again bored by the description.”

ABC

Cougar Town
Dan- “Courtney Cox is really hot but it won’t last.”
Tyler – “No.”
The Deep End
Dan- “Can’t mess with the Zane.”
Tyler- “I won’t watch…people may.”
Eastwick
Dan- “Should just have Rebbecca Romijn in a bikini, I would watch that.”
Tyler- “Has potential.”
Flash Forward
Dan- “Less than a season.”
Tyler- “Yah, me too.”
The Forgotten
Dan- “Looks like crap.”
Tyler- “Staying power because of Bruckheimer.”
Hank
Tyler- “No, it isn’t going to last.”
Dan- “Looks crappy.”
Happy Town
Tyler – “Has potential.”
Dan- “Probably more than a season.”
The Middle
Dan- “Poor Janitor, he just wanted his own show.”
Tyler- “It is gonna get crapped.”
Modern Family
Dan- “I hope the guy is a douchebag like in dawn of the dead, otherwise it will suck.”
Tyler- “Might work.”
V
Tyler- “Couple seasons then gets crappy.”
Dan- “I think Juliet is dead because she is on this show.”

#19 weren't the 80's crazy-cast

The good old boys of summer gather to discuss a variety of topics, such as That 80's Show, Ashton Kutcher's shenanigans, Tyler's deep thoughts and Dan's aversion to work.

P.S excuse the new listening bar, our traditional means of hosting were disabled this week.




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#18 Life, the universe and everything-cast

The good old boys return with another high quality offering (this time in both sound quality and the caliber of the content). Life itself is basically the nature of today's discussion. Enjoy.





Monkey Robot, listen to the cast for an explanation.

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#17 Evian Bottle Weiner-Cast

This episode is monumental in that it offers amazing sound quality (unlike the rest of our terrible portfolio).

The boys discuss the hanging up of a cowl, truckers crying like big bitches, celebrity endowment and finally catch up with where Wheaton was.

Come along with us friends, you'll be safe here.





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#16 The worst/best pod ever cast

In this installment of the Tree and the Trampoline the boys argue over the quality of the podcast...a lot. Other topics discussed include; Kevin Smith, the many talents of Johnny Depp, the Oscars and the terrible casting of cowboy bebop.




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#15 Ron Perlman is a grizzled mercenary cast

After a lazy holiday season our boys come back to the roost and catch up in an extra long podcast. Movies are reviewed, books and games are discussed and laughs are had; come along with us, won't you?




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#14 Flying our eagles to Mordor cast

The dynamic duo start off slow due to microphone problems, crackers and general low energy but then take off like a shot! Topics discussed include a vampire follow up, zombies (and more zombies), lamentations of a smod-addict and finally some movie talk.







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# 13 I'll mash on your grave (cast)

After a long absence the boys of The Tree & The Trampoline return with some rock solid content. Topics discussed include Bond...James Bond, Matt Frewer's giant head, glittering undead and a zombie face off that never really goes anywhere.




This weeks recommendations, laid out on a silver platter:

Hardly working

Jake and Amir

Scream engine IV

Literal Music Video: Take on me

Hate by Numbers

and finally...

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#12 This ones for you LeVar Burton

In this episode the children discuss the passing of a green haired legend, muse over movies and Dan reads more articles than necessary. Also, casual swearing.





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#11 "Viewer beware, you're in for a scare" (cast)

Welcome to our oh so spooky Halloween edition. On all hallows eve we discussed scary movies, government conspiracies, the rapey nature of hill-billies and Dan lays down a review of Fallout 3. Also dear children of the night, please enjoy excellent sound quality this week, except for the last minute or so when gremlins got in the microphone.







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#10 One decade of casts (though not really)

In the tenth podcast of the tree and the trampoline Dan and Tyler discuss Care Bears FAR too much. They also weigh in on the terrible nature of the recent election, perform some movie reviews and call for a lot of audience participation because they are validation whores.

Enjoy folks or we will burn down your house.







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#9 Basically prostitutes who can barely sing (cast)

After a brief delay, caused entirely by forces beyond their control, Dan and Tyler present you with what they like to call "podcast nine." Topics discussed include; Dan loving Beck but hating concerts, rocking the vote, David Duchovny's successes and failures (all of them sexy) and Tyler lords his T-shirts over Dan like some Pope of T-shirts.




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#8 This podcast cost 583 Billion tax payer dollars

In this podcast Tyler and Dan discuss Canada vs. the world, the delightful works of Yahoo Serious, Surf Ninjas and a challenge is given to you, our dear listeners.

It will be Villainous!




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#7 Hiatus be gone

In this podcast Dan and Tyler return after a long vacation. Tyler talks science and skirts the definitional boundaries of "layman's terms." Also included is a lengthy discussion of drama productions of yesteryear.

#6 Fighting for the little guys, snips and sky guy style!

What is in today's podcast you ask? Well, we discuss wiki-terrorism, the state of star wars (aka the madness that is George Lucas), online viewership, vaguely human budget aliens and boycotting the world's largest something.




This will be the last episode for about two weeks as both of us are moving and starting up school again. Stay cool in the mean time kids.